ARTIST WINES! - Uncorking musician-priced cellar secrets

Jackson Triggs, Proprietors' Selection Shiraz, Blended from Canada and International wines. Unknown year (...always a great sign)

Price: $9.79 SBH Rating: ♬ 🎶 # and a shake of the leg

This is the ultimate artist wine. "Cheap, cheap, cheap," sang the birds, while the musicians exclaimed in surprise, "It doesn't burn going down!" 7 extra points for that, JT! Fruity with hints of bark, you could pour this wine into an empty, much fancier bottle (say, $14), take it to your next party, and maybe, just maybe, get away with it.

Serve with: A dose of Randy Newman's poetic wisdom.