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Our Daily Red, undefined red blend, California 2013

Price: $13.79 SBH Rating: 🐂🌰🌵👅♯🐐

The bottle tells me this wine is organic vegan wine, which is strange as it has distinct overtones of beef bouillon. Also, apparently it is gluten free, so unlike all other wine in the world, you must consume your bread separately with this vintage. You will not find crumbs in this wine. You will, however, find this wine to be quite crumby. It smells like chlorine, tastes like veal broth, and finishes with a hint of gasoline. I should have known better. Never trust a wine with a punny name. Your taste buds will be punished.

Drink with: anything by Nickelback